April 21 2014, 10:17 AM
"hi Elmo!"
this is what he says when you give him any phone, except it sounds like “ha-eh-doh” lol.

"hi Elmo!"
this is what he says when you give him any phone, except it sounds like “ha-eh-doh” lol.

April 21 2014, 09:51 AM

princeconstantine:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

I need this

buying it for my future house to freak out my in laws.

April 21 2014, 09:50 AM
April 21 2014, 09:49 AM

I don’t want anyone to ever think I’m ignoring their message. I read them all, honestly I just forget to answer them because I postpone my replies until I have a free moment.

April 21 2014, 07:27 AM

It sucks when someone you have feelings for doesn’t share those feelings; it happens to women all the time, too. We hear “I just want to be friends” and “you’re like one of the guys” and “you’re like a sister to me” just as often. But you’ll never hear a woman complain that guys just don’t appreciate a Nice Girl because we’re taught it’s our own fucking fault when we’re rejected—we aren’t pretty enough or thin enough or sexy enough, we weren’t sexual enough or were too sexual, we put out too much or too little or too soon or not soon enough, we didn’t wear our hair the right way or our skirt the right length, we’re “too tomboyish” or “too butch” or “too feminine”, or we’re “not their type”, or we’re otherwise not good enough in various ways to entice the man to grace us with his affection.

But when we’re not interested in someone, we’re vilified. We’re the bitch that lead them on, the bitch who let them buy us dinner but didn’t want to date them, the bitch who doesn’t appreciate a nice guy, the bitch they were nice to and then got nothing in return from.

And, frankly, fuck those people. Showing interest in me, being friendly with me, getting close to me, or eating a meal with me (even if they paid for it) doesn’t obligate me to open my heart or my legs. And anyone who doesn’t appreciate my friendship sure as hell doesn’t deserve my love or my pussy.

 - (via fawun)
April 21 2014, 07:25 AM
April 20 2014, 02:29 PM

Stop beating yourself up. You are a work in progress - which means you get there a little at a time, not all at once.

 - Unknown  (via cold-winter-days)
April 20 2014, 02:29 PM

Once in a while it really hits people that they don’t have to experience the world in the way they have been told to.

 - Alan Keightley (via lilyskinned)
April 20 2014, 02:27 PM

mutantninjamommy:

These are so brilliant. Prince George is such a cutie.

April 20 2014, 02:16 PM
alexandraelle:

kivad:

gold-kushkloudz:

Haircut is so pretty


Omg

Love.

alexandraelle:

kivad:

gold-kushkloudz:

Haircut is so pretty

Omg

Love.

April 19 2014, 10:14 PM

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

April 19 2014, 10:10 PM
just-an0ther-mexican:

I still get that now that I have my son. 😒

pregnancy problems when you don’t have a ring on your finger. parenting problem when people at the supermarket aww over your child & don’t see a ring on your finger. probably a MILF problem when your child is 16 and your kid’s teacher wants to know who to have a parent-teacher conference with and you STILL don’t have a ring on your finger. this is & will be my life.

just-an0ther-mexican:

I still get that now that I have my son. 😒

pregnancy problems when you don’t have a ring on your finger. parenting problem when people at the supermarket aww over your child & don’t see a ring on your finger. probably a MILF problem when your child is 16 and your kid’s teacher wants to know who to have a parent-teacher conference with and you STILL don’t have a ring on your finger. this is & will be my life.

April 19 2014, 09:08 PM

no matter who you become or what you do, I will always love you. you take my breath away, sweetheart.

April 19 2014, 07:23 PM
loving on his Grandpa :)

loving on his Grandpa :)